Tuesday, February 08, 2005

GM ShowNo Comes Clean

Hi, my name is GM ShowNo and I'm a compulsive cheater.

I should have realised replacing an officially injured Centre with an
available Centre was cheating, but didn't. I couldn't get past the
irresistible urge to pull a shifty. The bigger the con, the bigger the
rush. It's primal, subconscious, I can't control it. I don't even realize
I'm doing it. Even when I think I've operated within the law, I haven't.
Things are desperate, I want to change. Society doesn't understand my
sickness; all I ask for is understanding as I try to exorcise my inner
shifty demons.

Please, by sending me just a $1 a day you can really make a
difference....aarrrrgh...out damn con-man. OUT !!!

Okur is now in and has been briefed to bust slugs to anyone who steps
to his riiiide !! I've told the Big Turk to go into Midnight Express
mode.

GM Still Punchin'

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