I don't ride donkeys but would love to freak some ass ! "Julian Sonego"
I'm not a vegetarian but tonight I will be off my chops! "Edward Mcphail"
I don't eat meat but love well packed kebabs "Julian Sonego"
I don't like cats but I like kittens..."Joel Fredman"
I don't like doctors but I am always up for a thorough check-up "Neale Cotton"
I don't like going to the dentist but I don't mind a bit of dental "Neale Cotton"
I like playing "head games" with high school girls but then again I also like Kobe Bryant. "Edward Mcphail"
Don't mind high school games but prefer high school girls. "Neale Cotton"
I thought you only watched high school games????? "Joel Fredman"
Friday, February 13, 2004
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Ready to Rummmmmmmmble !
After a controversial week when two trades (S-Tac and Entwisle & Fredman and Wald) were deemed null and void due to salary cap issues. Abuse has reigned down from all corners and GM E-Mac has decided to brand GM's according to their WWF alter-egos.
Forget Iron Fist let's get back to the days of Hulk Hogan and the Iron Sheik!!!
Bring on the camel clutch ,baby! Let's have a Royal Rumble and sort this mess out!
Mick Maestro -- I still have a Hulkamania headband from the WWF showbag in 1986 which you can borrow and I have the very first Wrestlemania soundtrack on vinyl so you can come out to "I am a real American".
Commish Showno -- you can come out to the Russsian National Anthem and sing Nikolai Volkov's "I Get No Respect".
Jaydo -- you are the LC of the WWF aka Jimmy"Mouth of the South" Hart
GM Dufflecoat -- Corporal Kirchner or Sargeant Slaughter
GM Cotton -- You wanna be the Ultimate Warrior but you are really the Junkyard Dog;)
GM Fredman -- Mean Gene Okerland (No pun intended)
GM LeBraun -- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
GM MAC -- Rowdy Roddy Piper aka Mr Angry
GM Base -- Big John Studd
GM Wald -- Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Are you ready to rrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmbllllllllleeeee?
Forget Iron Fist let's get back to the days of Hulk Hogan and the Iron Sheik!!!
Bring on the camel clutch ,baby! Let's have a Royal Rumble and sort this mess out!
Mick Maestro -- I still have a Hulkamania headband from the WWF showbag in 1986 which you can borrow and I have the very first Wrestlemania soundtrack on vinyl so you can come out to "I am a real American".
Commish Showno -- you can come out to the Russsian National Anthem and sing Nikolai Volkov's "I Get No Respect".
Jaydo -- you are the LC of the WWF aka Jimmy"Mouth of the South" Hart
GM Dufflecoat -- Corporal Kirchner or Sargeant Slaughter
GM Cotton -- You wanna be the Ultimate Warrior but you are really the Junkyard Dog;)
GM Fredman -- Mean Gene Okerland (No pun intended)
GM LeBraun -- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
GM MAC -- Rowdy Roddy Piper aka Mr Angry
GM Base -- Big John Studd
GM Wald -- Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Are you ready to rrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmbllllllllleeeee?
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
OGs and H&Ds Trade
Ladies and Gentlemen of the GBL
The heads of the OGs and H&Ds would like to announce a huge trade this morning, sure to go down in the annals of the GBL (and sure to be blogged). The H&Ds, frustrated by an injury riddled and under performing squad have decided to trade some of their established stars for up and coming talent in a bid to resurrect their season before it's too late.
Never one to accept mid-table finishes, the H&Ds have traded Webber, Wallace and Abdur Rahim to the OGs in exchange for Boozer, Dampier and Lewis. Another trade to watch with interest to see who comes out on top. Will this be the difference for the OGs in their quest for a title or will this effectively end their title chances, will the H&Ds slide down the ladder or will they bounce back and start to challenge the league heavyweights......only time will tell
Postscript - trade voided as GM S-Tac could not fit players under cap.
The heads of the OGs and H&Ds would like to announce a huge trade this morning, sure to go down in the annals of the GBL (and sure to be blogged). The H&Ds, frustrated by an injury riddled and under performing squad have decided to trade some of their established stars for up and coming talent in a bid to resurrect their season before it's too late.
Never one to accept mid-table finishes, the H&Ds have traded Webber, Wallace and Abdur Rahim to the OGs in exchange for Boozer, Dampier and Lewis. Another trade to watch with interest to see who comes out on top. Will this be the difference for the OGs in their quest for a title or will this effectively end their title chances, will the H&Ds slide down the ladder or will they bounce back and start to challenge the league heavyweights......only time will tell
Postscript - trade voided as GM S-Tac could not fit players under cap.
Spinning the Cotton Wrap #1
GBL Wrap 4 – Instalment 1
9 February, 2004
Mercy Mercy, Prahran
Last week I was pulled over the hot coals for the tardiness (generous description) in my GBL Wrap. There was a public calling for the spill of Cotton’s blood, but like a true ‘sport’ I’ve copped the criticism on the chin and actually managed to pull 3 positives out of the email bashing I received ..….
1) The spirit of the GBL is still alive and kicking
2) We’ve unanimously agreed that “GM Mac = Vinny Dalpino”
3) I’ve got all ya’ll muthafuckers on the edge of your seat as I present to you the GBL Wrap of the week!
And to kick off proceedings let’s take a look at the GM who’s creating a wedge between himself and the rest of the competition courtesy of NBA MVP favourite Garnett. KG, the VGM powerhouse, was undisputedly the best pick in the pre-season draft. Grabbed with the 3rd overall pick, he’s managed to tally up double the VGMs of the 2nd overall pick – ShaqFu. Sound impressive? Well it is! Well, it sort of is. To put in it perspective, Shaq has totalled the lowest VGMs out of all currently playing GBL Centres! Yep, and that includes Magliore and Camby Tats.
When asked for comments about KG’s first half of the season performance, GM Dunne lived up to his reputation of being the leagues LC - “GM Wald really is a fuckin’ numbnut. Shaqops is overrated and overweighted. KG may look part alien but he’s delivering on the scoreboard and that where it cunts .. I mean counts”. GM Wald took a break from his hectic business trip in Scando to respond to GM Dunne’s comments - “yep I have been fuckin’. And yep I do have numb nuts”.
Despite GM Dunne’s arrogance, danger does loom at the “No Honkies” franchise. The biggest question surrounds the ongoing performance of Brad “Honkie” Miller. Will the immanent return of C-Webb see Miller’s numbers decline? Hmmmm …only time will tell.
There has also been constant speculation, as the delisting date the forth-coming draft approaches, to whether or not Billups will soon be without a home. His numbers have dropped and we all know that GM Dunne shows little tolerance for under performers. However, there is not much depth at the 1 spot so again we’ll just have to wait and see what happens. Talking of the 1 spot, keep your eyes out for Sebastian Telfair in the 2004 NBA Draft. Hailing from Brooklyn, and cousin to Stephen Marbury, this point guard is setting the high school world alight with his mind blowing dribbling skills and sixth sense passing prowess. Telfair recently broke the NYC assist / scoring record previously held by my number one homeboy Kenny Anderson. Just like LeBron, remember where you heard this first.
Chomping at GM Dunne’s heals we have the league’s Whipper Snipper - GM Duffle Coat. It may only be his first year, but his ability to recruit the GBL stars of the future has other GMs seeing Redd (corny joke I know, but it was too “NBA Action’esk” to exclude).
Duffle Coat (aka 2004/5 GBL Commish) has also been notably aggressive on the trading front throughout the year. In fact his focus in this area has left him with one of the most formidable line-ups in the competition. Perhaps more GMs should follow his lead rather than just focusing on building depth in the 3 spot.
Current Commish, GM ShowNo, went into franchise self-destruct mode pre-Christmas with the ‘savy’ recruiting of Arroya and Miller. Luckily for him, he was able to use the power granted to him as Commish to pull the GBL draft date forward and ensure that the effect of his poor drafting was minimised. Fortunately for us, history repeated itself and he picked up Dwyane Wade who’s numbers have halved since returning from injury. When asked to comment on his erroneous drafting ShowBitch was quoted as saying “At least I didn’t draft Alonzo Mourning”.
Apparently GM Angry Man found little humour in GM ShowBitch’s remarks, and was last seen wielding a glock around the St Kilda’s Luna Park Bumper Kart Track just because “some mutherfucker jumped into the No. 32 kart. That’s my fuckin’ kart. That muthafuckin’ should of known. I’m a kill that little muthafucker”. The offending driver of the No 32 kart was unavailable for comment. However, her kindergarden teacher released the following statement on child’s behalf “GM Mac = Danny Tiatto”.
Apologies to GM LeBraun, GM Smart(arse), GM Kitty Kat and GM Pussy Beater. GBL Wrap 4 - Instalment 2 will be coming your way soon.
Until then ………… Ya’ll know I don’t love know ho’s.
GM Cotton
9 February, 2004
Mercy Mercy, Prahran
Last week I was pulled over the hot coals for the tardiness (generous description) in my GBL Wrap. There was a public calling for the spill of Cotton’s blood, but like a true ‘sport’ I’ve copped the criticism on the chin and actually managed to pull 3 positives out of the email bashing I received ..….
1) The spirit of the GBL is still alive and kicking
2) We’ve unanimously agreed that “GM Mac = Vinny Dalpino”
3) I’ve got all ya’ll muthafuckers on the edge of your seat as I present to you the GBL Wrap of the week!
And to kick off proceedings let’s take a look at the GM who’s creating a wedge between himself and the rest of the competition courtesy of NBA MVP favourite Garnett. KG, the VGM powerhouse, was undisputedly the best pick in the pre-season draft. Grabbed with the 3rd overall pick, he’s managed to tally up double the VGMs of the 2nd overall pick – ShaqFu. Sound impressive? Well it is! Well, it sort of is. To put in it perspective, Shaq has totalled the lowest VGMs out of all currently playing GBL Centres! Yep, and that includes Magliore and Camby Tats.
When asked for comments about KG’s first half of the season performance, GM Dunne lived up to his reputation of being the leagues LC - “GM Wald really is a fuckin’ numbnut. Shaqops is overrated and overweighted. KG may look part alien but he’s delivering on the scoreboard and that where it cunts .. I mean counts”. GM Wald took a break from his hectic business trip in Scando to respond to GM Dunne’s comments - “yep I have been fuckin’. And yep I do have numb nuts”.
Despite GM Dunne’s arrogance, danger does loom at the “No Honkies” franchise. The biggest question surrounds the ongoing performance of Brad “Honkie” Miller. Will the immanent return of C-Webb see Miller’s numbers decline? Hmmmm …only time will tell.
There has also been constant speculation, as the delisting date the forth-coming draft approaches, to whether or not Billups will soon be without a home. His numbers have dropped and we all know that GM Dunne shows little tolerance for under performers. However, there is not much depth at the 1 spot so again we’ll just have to wait and see what happens. Talking of the 1 spot, keep your eyes out for Sebastian Telfair in the 2004 NBA Draft. Hailing from Brooklyn, and cousin to Stephen Marbury, this point guard is setting the high school world alight with his mind blowing dribbling skills and sixth sense passing prowess. Telfair recently broke the NYC assist / scoring record previously held by my number one homeboy Kenny Anderson. Just like LeBron, remember where you heard this first.
Chomping at GM Dunne’s heals we have the league’s Whipper Snipper - GM Duffle Coat. It may only be his first year, but his ability to recruit the GBL stars of the future has other GMs seeing Redd (corny joke I know, but it was too “NBA Action’esk” to exclude).
Duffle Coat (aka 2004/5 GBL Commish) has also been notably aggressive on the trading front throughout the year. In fact his focus in this area has left him with one of the most formidable line-ups in the competition. Perhaps more GMs should follow his lead rather than just focusing on building depth in the 3 spot.
Current Commish, GM ShowNo, went into franchise self-destruct mode pre-Christmas with the ‘savy’ recruiting of Arroya and Miller. Luckily for him, he was able to use the power granted to him as Commish to pull the GBL draft date forward and ensure that the effect of his poor drafting was minimised. Fortunately for us, history repeated itself and he picked up Dwyane Wade who’s numbers have halved since returning from injury. When asked to comment on his erroneous drafting ShowBitch was quoted as saying “At least I didn’t draft Alonzo Mourning”.
Apparently GM Angry Man found little humour in GM ShowBitch’s remarks, and was last seen wielding a glock around the St Kilda’s Luna Park Bumper Kart Track just because “some mutherfucker jumped into the No. 32 kart. That’s my fuckin’ kart. That muthafuckin’ should of known. I’m a kill that little muthafucker”. The offending driver of the No 32 kart was unavailable for comment. However, her kindergarden teacher released the following statement on child’s behalf “GM Mac = Danny Tiatto”.
Apologies to GM LeBraun, GM Smart(arse), GM Kitty Kat and GM Pussy Beater. GBL Wrap 4 - Instalment 2 will be coming your way soon.
Until then ………… Ya’ll know I don’t love know ho’s.
GM Cotton
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