Thursday, February 12, 2004

Ready to Rummmmmmmmble !

After a controversial week when two trades (S-Tac and Entwisle & Fredman and Wald) were deemed null and void due to salary cap issues. Abuse has reigned down from all corners and GM E-Mac has decided to brand GM's according to their WWF alter-egos.


Forget Iron Fist let's get back to the days of Hulk Hogan and the Iron Sheik!!!

Bring on the camel clutch ,baby! Let's have a Royal Rumble and sort this mess out!

Mick Maestro -- I still have a Hulkamania headband from the WWF showbag in 1986 which you can borrow and I have the very first Wrestlemania soundtrack on vinyl so you can come out to "I am a real American".

Commish Showno -- you can come out to the Russsian National Anthem and sing Nikolai Volkov's "I Get No Respect".

Jaydo -- you are the LC of the WWF aka Jimmy"Mouth of the South" Hart

GM Dufflecoat -- Corporal Kirchner or Sargeant Slaughter

GM Cotton -- You wanna be the Ultimate Warrior but you are really the Junkyard Dog;)

GM Fredman -- Mean Gene Okerland (No pun intended)

GM LeBraun -- Randy "Macho Man" Savage

GM MAC -- Rowdy Roddy Piper aka Mr Angry

GM Base -- Big John Studd

GM Wald -- Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat

Are you ready to rrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmbllllllllleeeee?

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