No action - 2 to 1
Sneaky pash - 3 to 1
BJ - 7 to 1
Bang - 10 to 1
Hot dogs/Ski jumps - 15 to 1
Date rape including all of the above - 4 to 1
Photos….priceless!!!
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
The Preparation
Gentlemen
Just back from the gym and tucking into ANOTHER protein bar berfore i go for a run and keep eating then gym again at 8pm....fast tracking...you betcha!
Thnaks for the lowdown Show....will that "pussy cat" on the downlow for Showno;) But might drop it as a throw-away line like "Fancy another drink, pussy cat?" And then start the "How weird that i just knew that" and the old "It feels like we have known each other for so long"...Yep...traits of a player now P.I.M.P.
Mick Maestro is right.....this is a Grand Final but i reckon with my charm, boyish good looks, loads of champagne, truckloads of Class-As and maybe a rohypnol....i can nail the deal and get the Norm Smith! The spirit of Gary Ayres is in me!
J-Fred.....please make sure we save the emails for Base as he would be proud that a fellow Aries has taken the baton and gone up a level...more GOLD!
Should we run a book of odds to see where i will finish up?
I'm Lovin It
E:)
The Skinny
Name: Rebekah Parmar Teasdale
Vital Statistics
Height: 5 ft 3/1.59
Bust/Chest: 34'' (86cm) C
Waist: 24" (61cm)
Hips: 34'' (86cm)
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Brown
Origins: Birmingham
PERSONALITY:Flirty
SOCIAL:Party Girl
MEN: Beefy
BETWEEN THE SHEETS: Pussy Cat
The twenty three year old birmingham girl isn't just a pretty face,
lovely bodied, pouting sex goddess, nope this girl has other skills too.
Rebekah makes a bloody good club DJ too.
Fresh from foreign soils, Beks is spending summer nights tacking up
the hems on her new website while knitting a selection of cosy, glam snaps.
"I'm just back from Antigua, where I've been getting a load of new
pictures together for my site. They're a real hoot. Loads of swimwear,
and even me with my boobs out. The site's going to be great. There'll
be a diary, information about where you can see my work and even a
live chat every month."
Vital Statistics
Height: 5 ft 3/1.59
Bust/Chest: 34'' (86cm) C
Waist: 24" (61cm)
Hips: 34'' (86cm)
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Brown
Origins: Birmingham
PERSONALITY:Flirty
SOCIAL:Party Girl
MEN: Beefy
BETWEEN THE SHEETS: Pussy Cat
The twenty three year old birmingham girl isn't just a pretty face,
lovely bodied, pouting sex goddess, nope this girl has other skills too.
Rebekah makes a bloody good club DJ too.
Fresh from foreign soils, Beks is spending summer nights tacking up
the hems on her new website while knitting a selection of cosy, glam snaps.
"I'm just back from Antigua, where I've been getting a load of new
pictures together for my site. They're a real hoot. Loads of swimwear,
and even me with my boobs out. The site's going to be great. There'll
be a diary, information about where you can see my work and even a
live chat every month."
E-Mac's Grand Final
My Fellow GMs
Just wanted to let you know that i just got THE call.... a Croatian Playboy centrefold is djing at Yum Yum this Sat nite and GM Mac has been asked to take her out for dinner and show her around town....TRUE!
She plays at The Cross in London with my old mate, Norman Jay and is in town for one nite only! I guess she hasn't really seen Melbourne until she has been to Mercy Mercy.......i can see GM Cotton's massive grin right now....aint no fun fellas....la di da di da....it's the one and only...E-MAC!
Yeah.....we dippin again
GM MAC
Just wanted to let you know that i just got THE call.... a Croatian Playboy centrefold is djing at Yum Yum this Sat nite and GM Mac has been asked to take her out for dinner and show her around town....TRUE!
She plays at The Cross in London with my old mate, Norman Jay and is in town for one nite only! I guess she hasn't really seen Melbourne until she has been to Mercy Mercy.......i can see GM Cotton's massive grin right now....aint no fun fellas....la di da di da....it's the one and only...E-MAC!
Yeah.....we dippin again
GM MAC
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Monday, November 15, 2004
E-Mac Wraps
Good Morning Fellow GMs
From working on my thesis for 8 hours straight and downloading some of the finest P.O.R.N., i thought i would take it upon myself and use what little initiative i have to kick-off this season's GBL Wrap-Ups (GWU). Make that a 100 point bonus for initiative Commish Wald!
After the disaster that was Cotton-gate last year in reference to the 6 month wait for GM Cotton's wrap, i propose we do not go in alphabetical order this year and just be a lot more casual and just nominate when you want to do it with a closing time of 5pm Friday. If then no one chooses to write the wrap, then the Commish can summons someone to do it. Agreed? Great!
Well, without any further ado, here we go!
Setting the pace and wearing the yellow leaders’ jersey after Week 2 are the No Look Confusion Makers. GM Base is extremely happy with his team and rightly so!
Upside: GM Base knew he was onto something magic come draft night and was so confident of his team that he was taking bets on his skilled back-court of B-Diddy &Ray "Pretty Boy" Allen. They have been good but the man showing all his Teutonic talent (Nowitzki) has been great. (Note: Teutonic means German Brauny!)
With a co-starring role by the Big Z, this team looks very impressive.
Downside: Could be in trouble as B-Diddy has hurt his back and Posey has been stomped by an Afri-can!
GM Base in uncharted territory as the leader but only time will tell as this GM would have a draft every time he loses top spot on the ladder if he had his way.
Blow the siren now Base!
GM Fredman was quietly confident as he took Kobe at pick 3 and quickly became the bookies' pre-season favourite for the title at draft night. Ride 'em Ko-boy is mos definitely ridin' high!
Upside: Amazing team with Finals MVP Billups and "Roughrider" Bryant in the back court, Stojakavic knocking down treys and big bad Zach Gat-Attack rat-a-tat-tat Randolph bulling down big boards and numbers joined by Magliore in the guts.
Fine all-round team.
Downside: Will Peja get enough points as C-Webb will want to be the man at Sacramento, and can Kobe and Zach stay out of trouble or will be they make their own private video?
The Worthy Extensions are having a decent season as they faded terribly after a great first-half performance last year and have recently acquired VP of Operations -
Lil Kim (see attachment) in order to inspire the team and keep it even mo gangsta.
Sitting nicely in third, this could be their year if they can find some consistency in the back court.
Upside: Duncan doing what he does best and being a superstar, with Odom and Nash finally starting to step up and be more consistent and really starting to play to their potential. All potential 25 – 30 FB pts players.
Downside: Allen "The Answer" Iverson keepin it too gangsta and taking 400 shots a game for 5 pts or less. How do you control a crazy n%gga like that? Smoke em?
Iverson is the unofficial barometer at the Extensions' franchise, cos if Al is hot, they be partyin' til da break of dawn but if he aint, slugs will be ringin out!
Plus Blount at centre just makes up numbers and might be used as trade bait.
The Straight Ballin camp has been a real cinderella story so far and GM Showno must be very proud of his charges as they have run up the league ladder in the last 4 days and do not look like stopping. Full arks to GM Showbitch for his poise and calmness.
Upside: The back court of Franchise and Lebron is starting to click for serious FB points, and GM Showbitch's decision to take Lebron early is starting to pay dividends as LBJ is having a real breakthrough year. I wonder if GM Cotton is missing his lovechild...Plus the rookie Okafur is getting some serious game time and now Jermaine O'Neal is off the IL and already is shaking some ass!
Downside: Rashard Lewis desperately finding some form from last year and Franchise being a bit more consistent and less time with hookers at Disney World and Jermaine staying injury-free.Okafur will get better as the season goes.
The Zen-master, Makita Mate of The Day and GM of Halves & Doubles, GM Entwisle obviously knew something no one else in the GBL did as he took Yao Ming with pick 2 in the draft. Some GMs were initially shocked but it is starting to pay off as the world's tallest spring roll is starting to look the part and get some game going in Houston.
Upside: Yao finally getting into some great form and realising that he made the right choice and stuck at basketball instead of diving. Starbury starting to school punks and wax em at the point with his mad streetball skillz, plus Boozer gettin rowdy at his new home and playing well as is Maggette. Dangerous if they click.
Downside: GM Entwisle must be worried as Harrington is struggling to find some form and really needs a consistent run by his players.
Which Yao will turn up this week? He needs to be angry Yao and get Starbury, Maggette & Boozer more big games to star in.
How do you make that happen? Dunno, can't help ya!
Next is D.Man aka GM Hodges who is having a real breakthrough sophomore season in the GBL.That is, when he is not entering men or getting fingered by itchy niggaz pulling da trigger.But hey, we at the GBL are pro-Gay rights and fully support naked push-ups before games too!
Upside: Dynamite team with the jewel in the crown, NO:1 draft pick, KG. No one better than him! Great support cast of Jefferson and Wade who has been on fire in his sophomore year.
Downside: Lost Wade for a couple of games with an injury and does show a big hole in FB points.Wallace and Dampier must lift. Cannot afford to let KG get hurt or the bottom falls out and he is worth two players.
A real contender for the ring and the Ithcy & Scratchy show in London could be celebrating a GBL title. Might not be able to contact GM Hodges as he will probably lose another mobile phone after a session down at his local.
Reigning GBL champion, the Dunne No Honkies, raised a few eyebrows when they controversially drafted Matt"Vanilla Ice is my daddy"Harping as the very first white player in franchsie history.
Is this part of a cunning plan by GM Dunne or just too many beers at draft night?
Upside: Shaq starting put up good numbers and Melo getting some confidence and dominating games. Stoudamire also getting in the numbers -- that's Amare!
Bibby showing his smooth skillz and taking control.
Downside: Can Shaq-Daddy stay fit all season and take control in the paint?
Bibby to step up his game and Melo & Amare to string a few big games together.
Oh yeah...and Harping to "develop".
Never count the LC out as he will find a way to out-fox opponents and defend his title. Very sharp and never to be taken lightly.
More than any other GBL franchise, S-Tac's OGs have great expectation levels as GM Cotton begins their pre-season and vigorous training sessions early and really researches his draft with such precision and is always very thorough. However, has GM Cotton over-exerted his charges and exhausted himself?
Has he blown his dome one too many times?
Upside: Pierce is looking good and putting up some big numbers. Brand is supporting him nicely as is Brad Miller. Plus good cameos from Miller at guard.
Downside: Time to hollar for a Marshall as the aching bones of Donyell are starting to show with him doin nada for the OGs. Also, GM Cotton will want a lot more from the Millers and Brand to be more consistent. Expected to take Lebron and let him go indicating the love for LBJ has gone.
GM Cotton is a very savvy operator and expect to see some sharp deals before next draft night and some fresh faces on your video screen!
The leagues' latest expansion team, A-dam Katastrophe, started very nicely but is starting to feel heat in the big league. GM Ross has been well-received by the GBL massive and is slowly finding his feet and slowly getting used to this alcohol & drug-induced, abuse-riddled fine league of ours.
Upside: Ben Wallace doing his thang as best he does and J-Kidd to come!
Plus Artest using his real skillz to pay da billz when he applies himself.
GM Ross has great access to primo chronic and will be smoking like Cheech & Chong with Commissioner Wald.
Downside: Finley -- is he playing? Tough draft pick as was Kidd who is injured and wants to leave his team. Artest wants to be LL Cool J and may find himself eventually in a white jacket on a farm. Whilst Jamison needs to be more consistent and show us what he is capable of every night. Welcome GM Ross to the headaches of life in the GBL! Enjoy your stay!
GM Braun must be shittier than a night on the curry and his team,GM Bollywood.
Came out the blocks hard and now the blocks have stuck to his feet and he is sinking.
Upside: Kirrilenko looking like a genuine All-Star with some great performances early doors.
T-Mac loving life in his new home as he has found his scoring touch and also looks good.
Downside: T-Mac injured means a massive hit to the Bollywood franchise.
Also, Webber has been inconsistent, is getting old and does not look like the same player he once was --- needs to lift as does Arenas who is having a very quiet season. Mo money, mo problems? And then there's Theo Ratliff who must also lift at centre. Looks like some serious trade activity is need by GM Braun to life this franchise out of the cellar.
And lastly, GM Wald aka The Commish must be wondering if he has taken too much responsibility as he needs to wear his GM hat and focus on the Amster-Damaged franchise who are placed last.
Upside: GM Wald gets the best Class-As in the world...cheap! And the finest chronic too!Got some fine players in Marion and Gasol who are able to put up massive FB points.
Downside: Some fine chronic may have impaired GM Wald's judgement at the selection table at draft night. Collier could not defend a tree stump and must be shown the door.Vinsanity and Sam the Alien must lift and are looking like they are not interested. The Commish must try to focus on his team from his haze of fine chronic and sexy Swedish hotties on his lap and in his jacuzzi. Needs to bust some major trade deals and cannot wait for draft night and his dealer to come round. Draft night will probably take a lil longer!
Good Luck to all GMs and keep on bangin!
GM“California Love”MAC
Worthy Extensions – “Just another day for Dre”
From working on my thesis for 8 hours straight and downloading some of the finest P.O.R.N., i thought i would take it upon myself and use what little initiative i have to kick-off this season's GBL Wrap-Ups (GWU). Make that a 100 point bonus for initiative Commish Wald!
After the disaster that was Cotton-gate last year in reference to the 6 month wait for GM Cotton's wrap, i propose we do not go in alphabetical order this year and just be a lot more casual and just nominate when you want to do it with a closing time of 5pm Friday. If then no one chooses to write the wrap, then the Commish can summons someone to do it. Agreed? Great!
Well, without any further ado, here we go!
Setting the pace and wearing the yellow leaders’ jersey after Week 2 are the No Look Confusion Makers. GM Base is extremely happy with his team and rightly so!
Upside: GM Base knew he was onto something magic come draft night and was so confident of his team that he was taking bets on his skilled back-court of B-Diddy &Ray "Pretty Boy" Allen. They have been good but the man showing all his Teutonic talent (Nowitzki) has been great. (Note: Teutonic means German Brauny!)
With a co-starring role by the Big Z, this team looks very impressive.
Downside: Could be in trouble as B-Diddy has hurt his back and Posey has been stomped by an Afri-can!
GM Base in uncharted territory as the leader but only time will tell as this GM would have a draft every time he loses top spot on the ladder if he had his way.
Blow the siren now Base!
GM Fredman was quietly confident as he took Kobe at pick 3 and quickly became the bookies' pre-season favourite for the title at draft night. Ride 'em Ko-boy is mos definitely ridin' high!
Upside: Amazing team with Finals MVP Billups and "Roughrider" Bryant in the back court, Stojakavic knocking down treys and big bad Zach Gat-Attack rat-a-tat-tat Randolph bulling down big boards and numbers joined by Magliore in the guts.
Fine all-round team.
Downside: Will Peja get enough points as C-Webb will want to be the man at Sacramento, and can Kobe and Zach stay out of trouble or will be they make their own private video?
The Worthy Extensions are having a decent season as they faded terribly after a great first-half performance last year and have recently acquired VP of Operations -
Lil Kim (see attachment) in order to inspire the team and keep it even mo gangsta.
Sitting nicely in third, this could be their year if they can find some consistency in the back court.
Upside: Duncan doing what he does best and being a superstar, with Odom and Nash finally starting to step up and be more consistent and really starting to play to their potential. All potential 25 – 30 FB pts players.
Downside: Allen "The Answer" Iverson keepin it too gangsta and taking 400 shots a game for 5 pts or less. How do you control a crazy n%gga like that? Smoke em?
Iverson is the unofficial barometer at the Extensions' franchise, cos if Al is hot, they be partyin' til da break of dawn but if he aint, slugs will be ringin out!
Plus Blount at centre just makes up numbers and might be used as trade bait.
The Straight Ballin camp has been a real cinderella story so far and GM Showno must be very proud of his charges as they have run up the league ladder in the last 4 days and do not look like stopping. Full arks to GM Showbitch for his poise and calmness.
Upside: The back court of Franchise and Lebron is starting to click for serious FB points, and GM Showbitch's decision to take Lebron early is starting to pay dividends as LBJ is having a real breakthrough year. I wonder if GM Cotton is missing his lovechild...Plus the rookie Okafur is getting some serious game time and now Jermaine O'Neal is off the IL and already is shaking some ass!
Downside: Rashard Lewis desperately finding some form from last year and Franchise being a bit more consistent and less time with hookers at Disney World and Jermaine staying injury-free.Okafur will get better as the season goes.
The Zen-master, Makita Mate of The Day and GM of Halves & Doubles, GM Entwisle obviously knew something no one else in the GBL did as he took Yao Ming with pick 2 in the draft. Some GMs were initially shocked but it is starting to pay off as the world's tallest spring roll is starting to look the part and get some game going in Houston.
Upside: Yao finally getting into some great form and realising that he made the right choice and stuck at basketball instead of diving. Starbury starting to school punks and wax em at the point with his mad streetball skillz, plus Boozer gettin rowdy at his new home and playing well as is Maggette. Dangerous if they click.
Downside: GM Entwisle must be worried as Harrington is struggling to find some form and really needs a consistent run by his players.
Which Yao will turn up this week? He needs to be angry Yao and get Starbury, Maggette & Boozer more big games to star in.
How do you make that happen? Dunno, can't help ya!
Next is D.Man aka GM Hodges who is having a real breakthrough sophomore season in the GBL.That is, when he is not entering men or getting fingered by itchy niggaz pulling da trigger.But hey, we at the GBL are pro-Gay rights and fully support naked push-ups before games too!
Upside: Dynamite team with the jewel in the crown, NO:1 draft pick, KG. No one better than him! Great support cast of Jefferson and Wade who has been on fire in his sophomore year.
Downside: Lost Wade for a couple of games with an injury and does show a big hole in FB points.Wallace and Dampier must lift. Cannot afford to let KG get hurt or the bottom falls out and he is worth two players.
A real contender for the ring and the Ithcy & Scratchy show in London could be celebrating a GBL title. Might not be able to contact GM Hodges as he will probably lose another mobile phone after a session down at his local.
Reigning GBL champion, the Dunne No Honkies, raised a few eyebrows when they controversially drafted Matt"Vanilla Ice is my daddy"Harping as the very first white player in franchsie history.
Is this part of a cunning plan by GM Dunne or just too many beers at draft night?
Upside: Shaq starting put up good numbers and Melo getting some confidence and dominating games. Stoudamire also getting in the numbers -- that's Amare!
Bibby showing his smooth skillz and taking control.
Downside: Can Shaq-Daddy stay fit all season and take control in the paint?
Bibby to step up his game and Melo & Amare to string a few big games together.
Oh yeah...and Harping to "develop".
Never count the LC out as he will find a way to out-fox opponents and defend his title. Very sharp and never to be taken lightly.
More than any other GBL franchise, S-Tac's OGs have great expectation levels as GM Cotton begins their pre-season and vigorous training sessions early and really researches his draft with such precision and is always very thorough. However, has GM Cotton over-exerted his charges and exhausted himself?
Has he blown his dome one too many times?
Upside: Pierce is looking good and putting up some big numbers. Brand is supporting him nicely as is Brad Miller. Plus good cameos from Miller at guard.
Downside: Time to hollar for a Marshall as the aching bones of Donyell are starting to show with him doin nada for the OGs. Also, GM Cotton will want a lot more from the Millers and Brand to be more consistent. Expected to take Lebron and let him go indicating the love for LBJ has gone.
GM Cotton is a very savvy operator and expect to see some sharp deals before next draft night and some fresh faces on your video screen!
The leagues' latest expansion team, A-dam Katastrophe, started very nicely but is starting to feel heat in the big league. GM Ross has been well-received by the GBL massive and is slowly finding his feet and slowly getting used to this alcohol & drug-induced, abuse-riddled fine league of ours.
Upside: Ben Wallace doing his thang as best he does and J-Kidd to come!
Plus Artest using his real skillz to pay da billz when he applies himself.
GM Ross has great access to primo chronic and will be smoking like Cheech & Chong with Commissioner Wald.
Downside: Finley -- is he playing? Tough draft pick as was Kidd who is injured and wants to leave his team. Artest wants to be LL Cool J and may find himself eventually in a white jacket on a farm. Whilst Jamison needs to be more consistent and show us what he is capable of every night. Welcome GM Ross to the headaches of life in the GBL! Enjoy your stay!
GM Braun must be shittier than a night on the curry and his team,GM Bollywood.
Came out the blocks hard and now the blocks have stuck to his feet and he is sinking.
Upside: Kirrilenko looking like a genuine All-Star with some great performances early doors.
T-Mac loving life in his new home as he has found his scoring touch and also looks good.
Downside: T-Mac injured means a massive hit to the Bollywood franchise.
Also, Webber has been inconsistent, is getting old and does not look like the same player he once was --- needs to lift as does Arenas who is having a very quiet season. Mo money, mo problems? And then there's Theo Ratliff who must also lift at centre. Looks like some serious trade activity is need by GM Braun to life this franchise out of the cellar.
And lastly, GM Wald aka The Commish must be wondering if he has taken too much responsibility as he needs to wear his GM hat and focus on the Amster-Damaged franchise who are placed last.
Upside: GM Wald gets the best Class-As in the world...cheap! And the finest chronic too!Got some fine players in Marion and Gasol who are able to put up massive FB points.
Downside: Some fine chronic may have impaired GM Wald's judgement at the selection table at draft night. Collier could not defend a tree stump and must be shown the door.Vinsanity and Sam the Alien must lift and are looking like they are not interested. The Commish must try to focus on his team from his haze of fine chronic and sexy Swedish hotties on his lap and in his jacuzzi. Needs to bust some major trade deals and cannot wait for draft night and his dealer to come round. Draft night will probably take a lil longer!
Good Luck to all GMs and keep on bangin!
GM“California Love”MAC
Worthy Extensions – “Just another day for Dre”
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
GBL Draft Report
If Draft Night’s anything to go by, we have an action packed GBL season ahead of us.
GM Fredman ably took up the reins as Draft Co-ordinator and organised an expert update on the current injury list from a medical professional…NURSE! If you know what I mean…
After having his glasses liberally smeared across the stripper’s crotch, I’m sure Dunnie has a nasty case of cuntjunctivitis this morning.
Others have a nasty case of postdraftregretitis…
As usual,
GM Hodges managed to sneer the coveted number one pick. With KG, who cares who else he’s got?
GM Entwisle reinforced his standing as the Makita “Mate of the Day” when he did us all a favour and drafted Bling Ming at 2…thanks Mate of the Day. Aside from drafting the big man way too early, GM Entwisle put in another rock solid performance at draft night – Al Harrington, Magette and the man who has the right name to be the Halves and Doubles franchise player, Boozer.
The shock of round one came when the rookie Rossco stepped into the pressure cooker that is GBL draft night for the first time. I mean, none of us doubt Michael Finley’s first round credentials…IN 1998! Obviously Rossco knows something we don’t through his
His Freaky Deaky Dutch partner in crime, and worthy new Commissioner of this fine league, Commish Waldy, never really got over the disappointment of not seeing the stripper. He’s got Marion and Cassell, but with Doc Rivers coaching it doesn’t really matter who’s on the floor.
Cotton was distraught in the first round. His love child Lebron was drafted by GM Showno, who showed a lot of faith in the boy wonder at pick 7. Not one Detriot player amongst his starting five, despite constant talk of back-to-back. Stevie Franchise and Jermaine O’Neill round out a strong team. Expect the usual trash talking from this Motown boy.
Cotton was even more distraught about getting the last pick. He looked very pale and we were worried he’d end up back on the drip…luckily we had a medical professional on hand to tend to his needs, if you know what I mean. For the first time ever, Cotton didn’t crack. He was focused. 5 solid picks, no typical Cotton post-draft dissonance, and an amazingly strong team for the guy with the last pick – Pierce, Brand, Donyell Marshall and Miller Time times 2. A team to watch.
GM Fredman was another strong performer on draft night.
It didn’t take GM Braun long to mispronounce players…Steven Marbury (he obviously turned white in the off-season) and Jerry Magloire. He was also thinking of drafting Darren Wayde and Allen Brand. Brauny’s never started with a team this solid – McGrady, Kirilenko, Arenas. As always, Brauny will be good for trades in a few weeks.
E-Mac sparked a controversy when he drafted Divac and then recalled the pick. He must have still had some shaving cream in his eye when reviewing Divac’s numbers. In a flash, Divac was out. And if Boozer has the right name for the Halves and Doubles, then Divac’s replacement couldn’t be better for E-Mac’s team – BLUNT! Luckily he’s also got Tim Duncan Donuts and The Answer.
And then of course, there’s Rings Dunne, defending champ and only two time winner. Dunne took up the Trevor Marmalade position in the kitchen with special LC comments all night. Dunne showed usual form. Build the team around Shaq. Then draft one useless white guy to make a mockery of the No Honkies franchise. This year it was Matt Harpring. We all know that one pre season a player does not make. Dunne immediately suffered from NCPPRS…Neale Cotton Post Pick Regret Syndrome. He hasn’t slept a wink.
And what was Baseline thinking with James Posey? He obviously thought it was the “Jamaal Possie” – how could he resist? Only weak link in a solid team. Smart will take on all challenges in the Back Court Challenge – all cash bets will be accepted and no one will out score B-Diddy and Ray Allen. Especially not Rossco’s backcourt of Finley and Kidd. Dirk the Jerk and the Big Z Ilgauskas round out a strong team. Smart might find himself in foreign territory – not last at the first mid-season draft.
Let’s get it on!
GM Baseline
No Look Confusion Makers
Current Market Odds
Odds on the boards punters.
Still plenty of value with 8 hours until Draft Night…
2-1 Brauny drafts two players in the same position
3-1 Brauny drafts four Small Forwards
5-1 Entwisle benefits from a Braun fuck up and gets a first round pick in the fifth round
6-1 The No Honkies continue their tradition of making a mockery of their name and draft a white guy
7-1 Cotton gets the shakes and the sweats
8-1 Smart drafts someone called Jamaal
10-1 Cotton comes armed with the most spreadsheets
12-1 Now that Waldy has a sidekick, Rossco, they’ll definitely get sidetracked by Himalayan hash and Danish DVDs
15-1 Fredman drafts a shithouse African centre (see Olawakandi or Mutumbo)
20-1 Showno drafts five
28-1 Cotton finds a way to draft
30-1 Eddie Mac is still out from Saturday night and can’t be found
GBL Draft Report
Great wrap up Base! Send em down!
Great organisation of medical assistance J-Fred;)
Well done Mick -- Makita Mate of the Day!
S-Tac -- well-rolled! keep up the dice game negro!
Brauny -- brilliant pronounciation...i think Dennis Commetti is safe in his job!
Jaydo -- Harping should be called Harpic cos you will use him to clean your toilet!
Waldy --- strong start as Commish rules with an iron fist but a green finger
Showno --- very shocked about no Motown players but ya got the coach
Hodges -- No:1 pick ...don't mean nuttin!
Rossco --- Welcome Aboard and ummm........yeah.....ummmm...Findley?
Good Luck gents and here's to another GBL season!
We definitely have the set the bar very high for draft nites as was witnessed last nite at Mercy Mercy
I am still having lurid thoughts of being pulled into her vacuous Notorious V.A.G by her ankles:O
I LOVE THIS GAME!
The Mac
Great organisation of medical assistance J-Fred;)
Well done Mick -- Makita Mate of the Day!
S-Tac -- well-rolled! keep up the dice game negro!
Brauny -- brilliant pronounciation...i think Dennis Commetti is safe in his job!
Jaydo -- Harping should be called Harpic cos you will use him to clean your toilet!
Waldy --- strong start as Commish rules with an iron fist but a green finger
Showno --- very shocked about no Motown players but ya got the coach
Hodges -- No:1 pick ...don't mean nuttin!
Rossco --- Welcome Aboard and ummm........yeah.....ummmm...Findley?
Good Luck gents and here's to another GBL season!
We definitely have the set the bar very high for draft nites as was witnessed last nite at Mercy Mercy
I am still having lurid thoughts of being pulled into her vacuous Notorious V.A.G by her ankles:O
I LOVE THIS GAME!
The Mac
GBL Draft Dissonance Report
Firstly, very happy to see today that the NBA GMs overwhelming voted for Al Harrington as the player most likely to have a breakout season and
Some points below from the experts to add to some post-draft dissonance for other GMs (you would normally expect this from LC but he must be tied up looking for positives from the Matt Harpring trade):
Michael Finley: "With Stackhouse on board, Finley’s minutes might take a bit of a hit this season, and his production could decrease across the board slightly. Still, Finley should make for a fine late round four or early round five selection."
Elton Brand: "More importantly, do NOT pick Elton Brand. Elton has proven some things over the years, he is a great scorer, rebounder, and shot blocker. He is consistent. His teams always lose. Most importantly, he is consistently battling injuries. Not season ending injuries. Just, he’ll-be-back-on-his-own time-table injuries. Injured players on bad teams take a very long time to come back and are always at risk of losing minutes. Elton Brand’s averages will be fine, your team won’t be." Source: The Answer Man on Fantasy Hoops
Gilbert Arenas: "Gilbert Arenas - Great. Injury prone. Let him be great for someone else." Source: The Answer Man on Fantasy Hoops
James Posey: "Posey had a career year last season, posting plenty of steals, threes and points and contributing solid defense and hustle which kept him on the court. As with any Grizzlie not named Jason Williams or Pau Gasol, however, Posey is at risk for losing minutes in 2004-05 as coach Hubie Brown will most likely implement his 10-man rotation once again. If Mike Miller, Bonzi Wells or Shane Battier get hot, Posey could easily wind up sitting for extended stretches."
Theo Ratliff: Beyond the blocks and the boards, there isn’t much to Ratliff’s game. He led the league with 3.61 blocks per game and averaged 4.4 bpg with
Baron Davis: Avoid Baron Davis. Assuming everyone reads the Answerman and are all smart enough to leave him undrafted before round 4, I advise you to be extra patient and stay very far away. He has missed 32 and 25 games over the last two seasons, respectively. Freak injuries don't bother me. Everyone gets hurt, they get surgery, they recover, they play. Guys who miss more than 40 games over two years are a problem.
Chauncey Billups: Avoid Chauncey Billups. He was the Finals MVP. That will make him overrated in your fantasy draft. You be the smart one. Stay away. The points are nice. He was under 6 apg. Not terrible. He was under .400 for a fg% and had just 1.08 spg. That is bad. You want a point guard that steals and passes. It's what point guards do. He doesn't do either well enough to justify that fg%. Stay away.
Matt Harpring: Unless the Jazz go big and start him at shooting guard, Matt Harpring will open the season coming off the bench. The team is more likely to use Gordan Giricek at shooting guard and make Harpring the No. 3 forward behind Andrei Kirilenko and Carlos Boozer. Harpring may not be worth using in fantasy leagues unless a teammate goes down.
Rashard Lewis: Avoid Rashard Lewis. The big problem with Lewis is the rebounding - well and the shot blocking, and the steals, and the fg%... pretty much everything except for the scoring. The 17 ppg is going to impress you. However, once you get past that, you're below 7 rpg, which is horrendous for a forward and the 43% fg is awful. He is only above average in the scoring.
Sam Cassell: Avoid Sam Cassell. I love Sam Cassell. I campaigned to have him voted on the All-Star team last season. He's getting old, and injuries will hurt him more and more. Sorry Sam. Cannot draft you this year.
Best of Luck to all....MOTD
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