Rowdy Ronny Artest - "I was the best player on our team"

Wonder what Michael, Tito and most importantly Jermaine thought of that quote.

 

If Indy gets Stojakovic - lookout in the East.  Miller and Stojakovich both from doooowwwwntowwwn  !!

 

http://www.indystar.com/articles/6/180617-4686-036.html

 

 

 

 

 

Biggest comeback since Lazarus

This is great.  I'm thinking Mark Latham could win over the Westies if he got nabbed for chroming in the local shopping mall.

Washington DC has a new mayor - Marion 'pass me the crack pipe' Barry.  

Few political figures in the nation have shown the kind of resiliency as Barry. In 1990, the former four-term mayor was caught on tape smoking crack cocaine in a FBI sting operation and served time in jail for the offense, adding a new phrase to the late-night TV lexicon: "Bitch set me up." It also brought him many obituaries for his political career.   In 1992, just months after his release, he ran for, and won, the Ward 8 seat. Two years later, he won his fourth term.

Up to two years ago, charges of drug use continued to shadow him. U.S. Park Police said that they found him with traces of marijuana and crack cocaine in a parked car, a claim he profusely denied. The primary win virtually guarantees that he will be re-elected to the City Council in November.

 

 

If you know what I mean !

Some excerpts from a leaked tape of Kobe's sexual assault interview :

 

"Bryant said the woman offered to show him a tattoo of musical instruments and notes on her back, and she lowered a strap on her dress so he could see it. After that, he said, she kissed him and he kissed back. They caressed each other and she performed oral sex.   Bryant said he held her by the neck from behind, she lifted her dress and bent over a chair, and they had sex. He said he stopped after she refused to let him do something he requested".   

 

I'm guessing his request wasn't to hold that position while he fetched his gimp suit.

 

``It was consensual, there was nothing weird, you know what I mean,'' Bryant said during the interview.

Bad Boy for Life

Back to muthaf*ckin' back !

Shaq busts a rhyme on Kobe

from the mightymjd blog on Sep 9th, 2004. Quality !!

Even with wings you never as fly as me
You remind me of Kobe Bryant trying to be as high as me
But you can't
Even if you get me traded
Wherever I'm at, I'm Puffy; you Mase and you're still hated.

- Shaquille O'Neal, You Not the Fightin' Type

It looks like Shaq and Kobe will settle their difference how all of us wanted them to in the first place... through rap songs. Weak. A big deal will be made about this, but really... there's nothing there. The jist is basically, "Kobe got me traded, and I don't like him." Well, there's breaking news...

The real unfortunate thing about all this is that Shaquille O'Neal is rapping again. The American public, in this difficult time, doesn't deserve to be subjected to that. Let's just pray that Kobe doesn't feel the need to make a record to get back at him. But if he does... well, I hope it goes something like this:

Shaq thinks he carried me, but I ain't never owed him
I'mma get my own ring now, cuz I got Lamar Odom
We on different teams now, I'll succeed and you will fail
But the important thing for Kobe is that I stay out of JAIL!
You think you can rap, bitch, but my rhymes is also fluid
They said I raped that girl in Eagle Co., but I DIDN'T DO IT!
We shipped you to the Heat, cuz your game is innefectual
But let me make it clear again that all sex I have's CONSENSUAL!

Arenas doesn't fill in the right paperwork

Sloppy work GM Entwisle - let this be a lesson to all GM's. Get that
paperwork in on time !!

Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas was suspended by the NBA for
one game Friday because he failed to maintain proper registration of a
handgun in 2003.

Pour a little liquor for RJ

NEW Jersey Net Richard Jefferson, just back from Athens, joined some friends hanging out at Soho:323 when he was approached by a pretty girl. The woman harangued Jefferson, 'You didn't represent our country.' Then she tried throwing her glass of wine on him. A friend of Jefferson stepped in to block it, which caused other partygoers to be splashed. The Olympic fan was asked to leave.

Cotton the Playa

I think Cottons exact line verbatim was

"You wanna get with this shit, come get with this gangsta, you wanna get with this gangsta shit, cmon gangsta" .......followed by dirty pash

Kobe misses starting position as prison bitch

Looks like KB will be in the purple and yellow next season, and not the
jail orange....

-- The sex assault charge against Kobe Bryant is dropped but a civil
case against the basketball star is to proceed.