Shaq busts a rhyme on Kobe

from the mightymjd blog on Sep 9th, 2004. Quality !!

Even with wings you never as fly as me
You remind me of Kobe Bryant trying to be as high as me
But you can't
Even if you get me traded
Wherever I'm at, I'm Puffy; you Mase and you're still hated.

- Shaquille O'Neal, You Not the Fightin' Type

It looks like Shaq and Kobe will settle their difference how all of us wanted them to in the first place... through rap songs. Weak. A big deal will be made about this, but really... there's nothing there. The jist is basically, "Kobe got me traded, and I don't like him." Well, there's breaking news...

The real unfortunate thing about all this is that Shaquille O'Neal is rapping again. The American public, in this difficult time, doesn't deserve to be subjected to that. Let's just pray that Kobe doesn't feel the need to make a record to get back at him. But if he does... well, I hope it goes something like this:

Shaq thinks he carried me, but I ain't never owed him
I'mma get my own ring now, cuz I got Lamar Odom
We on different teams now, I'll succeed and you will fail
But the important thing for Kobe is that I stay out of JAIL!
You think you can rap, bitch, but my rhymes is also fluid
They said I raped that girl in Eagle Co., but I DIDN'T DO IT!
We shipped you to the Heat, cuz your game is innefectual
But let me make it clear again that all sex I have's CONSENSUAL!