Monday, December 22, 2003

Geto Boys English Test

Jamaal is a budding point guard. He wants to be drafted by a franchise in the Ghetto Boys League. As the League stands only for professionalism, first he has to pass a vocabulary test, using each word given in a sentence. This is Jamaal's response.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my b1tch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Israel- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say,"Bullsh1t, that watch israel"

8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho who live in the apartment
undermine.

9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to thepoolhall.

10. Iraq- When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, iraq, you
br! eak.

11. Stain - My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, "You plan on
stain?"

12. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?"
she say "fortify."

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