GBL Wrap Week 2

November 30
Tidnings Utgivarna
In the middle of nowhere

Amid abuse, shouts of laziness and even questions of how much I really love this game, I bring you this weeks’ Wrap. It is late, but then again I know of a few Nordic girls that may also be late next month.
So 3 weeks into the GBL season and the league table is already starting to take some familiar shape. GM Dunne’s No Honkies have surged to the top after a huge 424 points in week 4. All 5 starters are averaging more than what they were valued at and that has given GM Dunne the confidence to hit the Sri Lankan bitches, I mean beaches, while his team runs through their motions. I’m sure JD’s motions are quite runny too after a few vindaloos.

An early surprise package is GM “Who’s ya Daddy� Mac who has been accused in the past of being scared of heights. Let’s see how long he can stay up there. Eddie Mac was heavily backed in Holland after the draft. Any team that boasts Iverson and Kidd in the back court would make any betting pundit dig deep into their pockets. Mac has been vocal in his support of GM Wald’s jutz banging campaigns and that has built strong bridges between the continental franchises…..all that work however was destroyed by a comment about our boy Ruud smoking the pink one. Van Nistelroy responded in the dutch papers this week “Wat een klootzak! Mac heb geen idea als iderein of helemaal!!!! Hij worden hondje ontbijt, waneer I ben klaar met hij…..� (What an idiot! Mac has no idea about anyone or anything! He will be dogs breakfast when I’m finished with him). Speaking of Finnish, I banged a chick from Helsinki on Friday….my first taste of real herring. (pic attached)

Early favourite GM Entwisle is sitting pretty tucked in behind the leaders in 3rd spot. He is not far off the pace and will be looking to slip stream the leaders in the second half of the season. The Wallace brothers have kept the scoreboard ticking and it has even had the GM thinking about recruiting their older brother Terry to add some more hussle and bussle. The Glove has slipped onto the 5 pronged attack nicely, together with our favourite Islamic Extremist, Shareef Abdur-Rahim and a guy from Broadmeadows, Jason Richardson. Look out for big things from the Halves and Doubles this year!

Sitting in just behind Mick is the newly appointed commish, GM Show No “Mercy� Sonego. What a great job this man has done so far this year. The king of bog, I mean blog, has put the effort and newly found geek skills into this great competition that has lifted it to a new high…..so much so that we had 3 franchise clubs trying to get into our great league. It has to be the greatest compliment to the GBL when rogue franchises try to sneak in and compete against the best. GM ShowNo’s leadship and guidance helped pave the way for a smooth transition into the newly spelled league. Television rights, licenses and branding all renegotiated within an hour and new name for our competition was created. Great work by the commish…..
New arrival and welcomed supporter of Manchester United, GM B. Hodges is enjoying a good start in his rookie year. He, like GM Wald finds it difficult to engage in the banter in the Northern winter season, due to time differences…..but Hodges has shown great potential early on in the season to not only rack up VGMs, but also wit and banter that has made this competition so great…..and living in London, its probably not the only thing he racks up…Amsterdam awaits you.

GM’s Cotton, Fredman and Braun are in their usual places, sniffing a lot of arse and there is not much to report there. Great wrap up from GM Smart, rockin’ in Rio and although he is placed last at the moment, expect a KIWI-esque (1983 melbourne cup) come back from behind…..he will probably wait until early next year before the whip comes out ala Jimmy Cassidy………

Keep on Rocking!!!

GM Wald