GMs Hodges & Entwisle Negotiate their Points

Gentlemen...

Another blockbuster trade officially took place over the weekend between GMs Hodges and Entwisle. In a bid to strengthen up their backcourt with some much-needed youth the Halves and Doubles have acquired young gun Jamal Crawford in a direct swap with the NWH for the experienced Gary Payton. (Show No...can you please change his team now and I will swap mine also)

The trade was seen as WIN-WIN by both GMs, with the H&Ds needing some salary cap relief to allow them room to move in the upcoming draft, while NWH just wanted to get Crawford out of their locker-room (as evidenced by the statement bvelow released from NWH headquarters). Quite frankly I think GM Hodges needs to get out more.

GM Entwisle was very happy to acquire the ever-improving Crawford who is seen to have a bigger upside to the ageing Payton. Entwisle believes Crawford will steadily increase his numbers over the second half of the season, particularly after the trading of Jalen Rose and the replacement of Bill Cartwright as coach. Payton was consistent but it was felt that with Kobe, Shaq and Malone in the Lakers line-up there was little chance of Payton having any big scoring games. The salary cap relief should also come in handy after Arenas and Webber are slotted back into the H&Ds starting 5.

GM Hodges released the following statement:

GM Duff Man : I'm pissed off, yes I'm f*cking pissed off. You can tell by the tone of my voice that I am not happy at all. We were completely hornswaggled by GM Base and intend on lodging an official
complaint to the Commish about his sly underhanded tactics. I think that
failing to inform NWH that Crawford is gay is absolutely preposterous. It's as bad as not dislosing that a player about to be traded has a torn ACL. We at NWH have absolutely no tollerance for homos*xuality. Never have. NEVER WILL ! Back in my day we would simply have taken Rip van Winkle here out the back and given him a good beating with a rubber hose. But oh no, not these days. There is all this "progressive thinking" and "everyone is equal" bullsh*t which quite frankly has no place whatsoever in the mindset of a REAL MAN. At first I was rapped with the trade. Jamal seemed really motivated and focused on winning. He kept talking about his desire to get as many 'rings'
as he can. Well poor old Ronnie (Artest) found out what Gayboy meant by
rings when he dropped his soap in the shower after the Hawks game. No
wonder Ron sat out the next game. It wasn't because he has a bad back as was originally disclosed to the media it's because he's got a cleft a*sehole for f*ck sake. And what about Jamal's action at the nightclubs with fat boy Brand....an utter lie. Very very Paul Keating-esque indeed! Luckily GM Entwisle came to Crawford's rescue and offered to take this
faggot off our hands. I would like to say that I wish Jamal all the best
but I don't and Crawford let me tell you this right now. When you take the court against the NWH next you're going to be entering a world of pain. Ron holds grudges, has a long memory......and an extremely sore a*se.

NWH welcomes Gary Payton with open arms. He brings his outstanding game, leadership qualities and most of all his ability to 'bang the booty'. The three oustanding paternity suits he currently has against him lay testimony to that!

Whoa Yeah


Trade VGM Currency For VGM Currency
J. Crawford 15 11 G. Payton 17.4 17.1