Monday, February 06, 2006

Cotton-Gate

He creeps through the fog and slips through the smog coz he's the Commish, Doggy Dogg !
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Commish is smart enough not to leave a paper trail. No documents / emails used... a simple 'untapped' phone call request was made late wednesday night... from a phone booth no doubt! Would love to help, but being the rookie... I'm playing the diplomat card... I vote (shaken) confidence!

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Looks like GM Entwisle is gunning for a promotion, Showno...
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I just checked your team and you only did the substitution
yesterday....Brad Miller was never on the inactive list though!!
What's going on??? Please provide an explanation or I'll be passing this onto my superior, GM ShowNo and there could be severe
ramifications for this blatant disregard for the rule....and you're supposed to be the Commish!
Lyle, all historical communications on this matter are hereby
subpoenaed by GBL Internal Affairs...please forward the relevant
emails to the league.This could be Cotton-gate!!
I also just used the Internal Affairs authority and subbed Brad Miller
back in to your team
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Subject: RE: Brad Miller - Commish cheating!!!


With his super snooping, SMS harassment, IL vigilance and general
enforcement of the GBL's self-regulating model, I am happy to announce

the promotion of GM Entwisle to CEO - GBL Internal Affairs.

BIO:
GM Entwisle was a foundation member of the GBL and has always been at
the forefront calling for the judiciary of the GBL to run its course.

He was a lead advocate for the booting of GM Wise (Wisegate), was
known amongst the GBL power brokers as the string puller behind GM
Fredman's reign - affectionately known as the Iron Fist years - has
challenged just about every Commish ruling ever made and was also a
protagonist in the evolution of the GBL's first constitution after the salary cap fiasco two years back. A long forgotten fact - he also owns a GBL Championship ring. You
might also not know, Mick was cast as an extra in an episode of the
Henderson kids as a child and plays the classical lute.

Congratulations GM Entwisle on a job well done.

GM ShowNo
Chairman - Internal Affairs

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Commish, what is going on with Brad Miller? Why is he not in your
team???? He is not on the inactive list, he is not even questionable! When was
Rasheed Wallace subbed into your team and where was the proof that
Miller was inactive????
Please inform the league of your deductions and get him back in!!!
Also, please note that Eddie has achilles tendinitis so take it easy
on him

Friday, Feb 3rd, 2006

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